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RULE BRITANNIA AND GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
A Frenchman, Englishman and an Australian go exploring in the jungle.
After some time they come across a beautiful lake. They all decide to go swimming. Afterwards as they leave the crystal clear water they are captured by the local tribe and brought before the chief.
The chief looks at them and says "All 3 of you were caugh swimming in our sacred waters, this is forbidden. As punishment we will torture you all to death. Then we will take the skin from your torso and use the leather to make a canoe. However i will allow each of you one request before you die."
The Frenchman thinks for a minute then speaks. "I request a knife" The chief nods his head and a tribesman quickly gives the Frenchman a knife.
The Frenchman looks the chief in the eye and says "I will not let you torture me. VIVA LA FRANCE" He then proceeds to stab himself through the eye and dies instantly. The chief snaps his fingers and the Frenchmans body is dragged away to be skinned. He then turns to the Englishman.
The Englishman thinks then says. "I would also like a knife" Like before the chief honors his wish and he is given a knife. "I will not let you torture me either. RULE BRITANNIA AND GOD SAVE THE QUEEN" He then proceeds to stab himself through the temple and dies instantly. The chief snaps his fingers and the Englishmans body is dragged away to be skinned. He finally turns to the Australian.
The Australian immediately askes for a fork. So the chief gets him a fork. The Australian takes the fork in hand and begins to stab himself repeatedly all over his chest, whilst screaming %@!#$&YOU, MAKE YOUR CANOE NOW"
RULE BRITANNIA AND GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
A Frenchman, Englishman and an Australian go exploring in the jungle.
After some time they come across a beautiful lake. They all decide to go swimming. Afterwards as they leave the crystal clear water they are captured by the local tribe and brought before the chief.
The chief looks at them and says "All 3 of you were caugh swimming in our sacred waters, this is forbidden. As punishment we will torture you all to death. Then we will take the skin from your torso and use the leather to make a canoe. However i will allow each of you one request before you die."
The Frenchman thinks for a minute then speaks. "I request a knife" The chief nods his head and a tribesman quickly gives the Frenchman a knife.
The Frenchman looks the chief in the eye and says "I will not let you torture me. VIVA LA FRANCE" He then proceeds to stab himself through the eye and dies instantly. The chief snaps his fingers and the Frenchmans body is dragged away to be skinned. He then turns to the Englishman.
The Englishman thinks then says. "I would also like a knife" Like before the chief honors his wish and he is given a knife. "I will not let you torture me either. RULE BRITANNIA AND GOD SAVE THE QUEEN" He then proceeds to stab himself through the temple and dies instantly. The chief snaps his fingers and the Englishmans body is dragged away to be skinned. He finally turns to the Australian.
The Australian immediately askes for a fork. So the chief gets him a fork. The Australian takes the fork in hand and begins to stab himself repeatedly all over his chest, whilst screaming %@!#$&YOU, MAKE YOUR CANOE NOW"
Operation Husky
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
The German leader, Adolf Hitler, "canceled a major offensive at Kursk after only a week, in part to divert forces to Italy," resulting in a reduction of German strength on the Eastern Front.The collapse of Italy necessitated German troops replacing the Italians in Italy and to a lesser extent the Balkans, resulting in one fifth of the entire German army being diverted from the east to southern Europe, a proportion that would remain until near the end of the war.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
The German leader, Adolf Hitler, "canceled a major offensive at Kursk after only a week, in part to divert forces to Italy," resulting in a reduction of German strength on the Eastern Front.The collapse of Italy necessitated German troops replacing the Italians in Italy and to a lesser extent the Balkans, resulting in one fifth of the entire German army being diverted from the east to southern Europe, a proportion that would remain until near the end of the war.
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